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5 months

October 14, 2008

Single White Baby (SWB)
seeking Baby Handler.

I have baby patterned baldness, am pleasantly plump and round in all the right places, now featuring one bottom tooth, and can smile on command.

I am:

easy to get along with
a good listener
easily entertained
a bit of a slober-er
and only poop on Tuesdays (5 month track record)

SEEKING:

someone to hold me all day long
someone to rub my throbbing gums
a lover not a fighter
must be good with minors

Please contact me through my agent. I am represented by Mama Moore, she is wondering if you have any brilliant suggestions on how to make my teeth feel better.

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29 responses to “5 months”

Amy @ parkcitygirl

October 14, 2008

She’s adorable! I love your post and pictures to commemorate the milestone 🙂

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Olya

October 14, 2008

Maybe we can swap for a while? My “I am” section would be simple: “happy during the day, not sleeping at night”
🙂

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Carina

October 14, 2008

She looks like YOUUUU!!!

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Marie

October 15, 2008

She’s lovely.. My Celia also just turned 5 months.. and we’re still waiting for the first tooth.. But we’re still bald as well:-)

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Caroline

October 15, 2008

awww what a sweetie!
You could ask her pediatrician about OTC Miralax for constipation. Some babies are just like that and things will work themselves out as they get older.
Frozen mini bagels are fabulous for teething. They become a sticky gooey mess, but they taste good and the coldness helps.

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Heather

October 15, 2008

She’s so cute! When my boys were getting teeth there was only one thing that worked for them. We used those mesh things that were supposed to be used for food, except we would put ice in them, and they would suck on them. That would numb their gums enough to relieve the pain.
Here are the things I’m talking about: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2404768

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Tricia

October 15, 2008

So sweet.. we are 6 months old and love highlands.. but even more than that LOVE LOVE LOVE those foam letters that go in the play mat. They have just the right texture, we love the inside of the 6, 8 and 9. They are about the size of a baseball and don’t absorb all the water. 😀
cute – the fingers, our Dr calls that “cheese stix”

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melanie

October 15, 2008

Hyland’s Teething Tablets. Miracles. Priceless.

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emily falconbridge

October 15, 2008

ORDER THIS AT ONCE:
http://www.novanatural.com/s.nl/it.A/id.226/.f?sc=2&category=52
its truly amazing!
camilia drops from a homeopathic as well…
big love! hows utah? xx

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heather hales

October 15, 2008

have you tried a frozen wash cloth to gnaw on? or frozen banana? We also really liked those Hylands Homeopathic Teething Tablets.

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MonsterBug Blankets

October 15, 2008

Awwww–what a cutie! My Monster sucks the exact same fingers–I can always tell when he’s getting sleepy. 🙂
Hope the teething gets better! Orajel, tylenol, frozen bananas, and/or the little teethers you put in the fridge. And lots of nights awake, rocking, soothing, and being together. Hope her little gums feel better soon! Oh–even better–I just remembered–my kids LOVED to gnaw on the top of the tylenol bottle. The little squeezy part. It was a good size–and even went to the back when the molars came in!
🙂 Jennifer

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Andrea

October 15, 2008

Too cute! I Would steam baby carrots until they were tender and then freeze them. Then you pop the kiddy in the high chair and tear them loose with frozen carrots. Messy, but sure keeps them happy.

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Candice

October 15, 2008

Hey! I found your site on a friends blog and noticed all the quilting sites you have on yours! I hope you don’t mind if I put them on mine because I am a quilting-aholic and love to get inspiration from others.

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kim

October 15, 2008

I was going to HIGHLY recommend Hyland’s teething tablets, but notice that a few others already have. They are truly like magic, if you like homeopathy.
BTW, thanks so much for my purchase from the Nienie sale, it arrived safe and sound. You’re a hero for pulling all that together….

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Jana

October 15, 2008

I am a huge fan of the frozen wash cloth. And Tylenol.

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Kassia

October 15, 2008

Baltic Amber Teething necklaces!!!!! When worn against the skin, they release natural pain relief. Ours is worth twice its weight in gold, at least!

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Amanda

October 15, 2008

She’s a little young for it, but frozen banana chunks work well…and the frozen washcloth. Hyland’s Teething Tablets…

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michal

October 15, 2008

ditto on the homeopathic tablets. they are the best.
what a doll your little kate is. wish i could cuddle her.

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Libby

October 15, 2008

My kids always loved those baby toothbrushes (you know the ones with the littl loop handle) to chew on. They liked them even better if I put them in the freezer for a bit. Five months…really??? Time flies.

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melissa (pearson) miller

October 15, 2008

Oh Morgan!! I don’t remember if I left a comment on here or not. I guess I would have heard from you if I did! Your dad is in my ward! Pam gave me your website. Technology these days is just fabulous! Now, I need to check out all of your amazing stuff, you were always my favorite artist friend! I will pass on your webpage to Tammy Rose!!

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carolina

October 16, 2008

for the gums I used to wet the corners of a fabric diaper and put them on the freezer, when the corners were frozen.. I will give the diaper to my baby to suck on… I know sounds gross… but it worked.
)

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abbey

October 16, 2008

I just took Dexter to the doctor today because I thought he might have an ear infection because he kept grabbing his ear. Turns out, just teething (as I really suspected, but you never know…). Anyway, she said that infant Motrin is better when they are teething because it reduces swelling and helps with pain while Tylenol only helps with pain.

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Tamarin Rose Gee

October 16, 2008

Hey, Morgan!
Do you remember me??? Tamarin (or Tammy) Rose?? Melissa Miller found you, and I just couldn’t resist writing you a note. I know this isn’t your email, but I tried clicking on emailing you and it didn’t work. So email me if you get this message! I would love to get back in touch.

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Melissa

October 16, 2008

She really only poops on Tuesday??!! That is amazing. I have been in this ward for a little over a year. I can’t believe you were just down the street from me and I didn’t even know. BTW, I’ll take the baby in an instant!

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Alexandra

October 17, 2008

found this natural teething ointment you can make at home:
Ingredients:
ounce pure vegetable glycerin or vegetable oil
2 drops essential oil of clove
Directions:
Add one drop of clove to your glycerin and shake it until it is well blended. Test it on yourself to make sure it is not too strong before adding another drop. Glycerin is very sweet so it makes the remedy a bit more appealing.
Hope this helps!

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Betsey

October 17, 2008

ummm….Kate is so pretty! Like a little feminine Henry. I love her adorable ears and her sweet double chin in the first picture. Do you just want to stare into her beautiful eyes all day? Cause I think that I would 🙂 I think that she and Nora need to be best friends 🙂 We miss you guys!!!

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Kimberly

October 19, 2008

Good for gums: frozen washcloths out of a freezer of a friend in Ireland. Fail proof. 😉

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elizabeth

October 21, 2008

my gal pooped once every three weeks for quite a while – when she did – watch OUT!
your gal is so sweet and cute.

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Lucy

October 30, 2008

If you go to the health food store and buy some red clove oil rub it on the gum’s to numb the pain. They even have a brand for kids called all smiles. Worked great for one of my x boyfriends when his wisdom teeth were coming in,
hugs
Lucy

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